You’ve felt it.
Search isn’t search anymore.

People aren’t typing “pizza near me.”

They’re asking:

“My boyfriend’s lactose intolerant and hates mushrooms, where should I order from tonight?”

Search is becoming human. Emotional. Conversational.

And guess who does most answering?

ChatGPT.

Not Google.
Not Meta.

Chat-freaking-GPT.

And here’s the multi-billion dollar twist…

OpenAI is bleeding cash.

Sam Altman, Mr. “I hate ads”?

Yeah he’s about to flip the switch.

Paid ads are coming to ChatGPT. Fast.

What does that mean for you?

It means right now

(and I mean right now)

you have a once-in-a-decade shot to show up organically in AI responses

before the auction gates open and it becomes Google 2.0.

This is your 2009 Facebook moment.

Back when one ad could make you a millionaire,

and your competitors were still arguing over newspaper placements.

But the clock is ticking.

Because soon, that casual little

“[best injury rehab physio for active 30-something parents in Dublin]”

won’t just be a search…

it’ll be a battlefield.

(Here’s the truth)

AI doesn’t show 10 links. It picks a handful.

Sometimes only one.

That’s either you — or someone else. (Underline this)

And if your competitors aren’t aware of this shift yet?

Good. You get ahead.

But if they are?

Then the race is already on.
(Highlight: Beat them to it.)

Are you seeing ChatGPT billboards?

That’s not a coincidence.

They’re seeding awareness.

Baking their brand into the population’s subconscious right now

so when ads launch…they explode.

And here’s the kicker.

The businesses showing up now?

They’re not better.
They’re not smarter.
They’re just early.

Which means if you’re not at least curious about how to get there —

I have to ask:
Do you even want to grow?

This moment won’t repeat.

Not next year.

Not next quarter.

Not after your cousin’s wedding.

Now.

I'm running free AI search audits this month.

We’ll tell you:

• Exactly where you do or don’t show up in ChatGPT, Perplexity & Co.

  
  

• What it’s costing you in visibility, leads, and long-term brand authority.

  
  

• And how to own your local category before it turns into another overpriced click circus.

If you’re the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd to move in your local market?

You win the compound interest of attention.

But if you wait?

You’ll be that guy.

The one who heard about Facebook ads in 2009 and said,

“I’ll think about it…”

He’s still thinking.

So let me ask you one last time.

Do you like money?

Then lock the f**k in.

And let’s make your brand unmissable — where it counts next.